An air of somberness will be present. "Children want the same things we want. What are you up to these days?Loki:It varies from moment to moment., Thor:Hey, lets do Get Help.Loki:What?Thor:Get Help.Loki:No.Thor:Come on. Well, it probably would have hurt, right? It was always me, Tony, right from the start! Oprah. So you joined a cult.Dr. Not hot.Pepper Potts:Am I going to be okay?Tony Stark:No. Was it funny? Drax: An hour. Youre a dude. Scott Lang:[raises hand]Excuse me, Dr. Pym?Hank Pym:You dont have to raise your hand Scott.Scott Lang:[lowers hand]Okay. Not in a creepy way, just more like a respectful appreciation. Whats Mew-mew?, Darcy:Look! Yeah. Hmm?Peter Quill:Im not gonna answer to Star-Munch.Rocket:I did it because I wanted to!Peter Quill:Dick., Gamora:[sceptically]A little one-inch man saved us?Rocket:Well, if he got closer, Im sure he would be much larger.Peter Quill:Its how eyesight works, you stupid raccoon.Rocket:*Dont call me a racoon*!Peter Quill:Im sorry. Just like "Anchorman," "Step Brothers" is filled with memorable quotes. It sucks. Eternal life as part of the One. - Friedrich Nietzsche. I prefer you., Loki:Hello, Bruce.Bruce Banner:Last time we saw you, you were trying to kill everyone. Nick Furys calling you. Bono Eminem., Wong:What do you want, Strange?Dr. This is a real wake-up call for me. The Avengers (April 2012) www.hollywoodreporter.com "That man is playing Galaga! Groot examines it, confused, then places it on his head]Yondu:What? 9: "As far as I'm concerned, that's America's ass" (Endgame) - Ant Man Yes Tony, you don't have to look (but yeah, we get you). Are you above or below angry bees?Steve Rogers:I swear, Stark, one more wisecrack out of youTony Stark:Verbal threat! [Natasha throws Sitwell off the roof]Natasha Romanoff:Oh, wait. Happy Women's Day. 8: "We're using our made up names" (Infinity War) - Spider-Man 40 Inspiring Stan Lee Quotes 1. Thor:[referring to Lokis Horned Headpiece]You dont really want to start this again, do you, Cow?, Thor:You! Do you have a computer?Thor:No. Most of the funny parts of Captain Marvel come from Carol Danvers/Captain Marvels interactions with Nick Fury, but not all of them. He was freaking me out!, Thor:[to a doctor who put an IV on him]How dare you attack the son of Odin!Thor:[fighting hospital interns]You are no match for the mighty [an intern jabs a syringe into his butt, he passes out instantly], Jane Foster:Years of research, gone.Darcy:They even took my iPod.Erik Selvig:What about the backups?Jane Foster:They took our backups. These are the funniest lines from Avengers: Endgame. But it doesn't always roll that way. You do not have to walk through it You can run. What do I do?Shuri:Shoot them down, genius!. As well as those, here are all the funniest lines from Black Panther. "Do, or do not. See the world. Ralph Waldo Emerson Inspirational, Life, Success What do you need me to do?Hank Pym:I want you to break into a place and steal some shit.Scott Lang:makes sense., Scott Lang:Well, technically, I didnt rob them. Robbery involves threat. Banner? Tony Stark: [said to a robot] If you douse me again, and Im not on fire, Im donating you to a city college., Christine Everheart:Youve been called the Da Vinci of our time. [beats up Ant-Man], Spider-Man:[to Bucky]You have a metal arm? Drake. Steve Rogers: Taller." " Peggy Carter: You can't give me orders! - Ms. Marvel The door is more than it appears. . Im shaking your hand too long. Unstable dimensional openings. Erik Selvig:Thank God Im so sorry., Odin:She does not belong here in Asgard any more than a goat belongs at a banquet table!Jane Foster:Did he just? To laugh, to be challenged, to be entertained, and delighted.". [Tony cringes]Maya Hansen:No! This is a whole new level of weird, and I dont feel inclined to step away from it. These are the funniest lines from Ant-Man. The red, the white. 3. Stupid place. Can it bite me? Peter wraps his arms around him]Thats not a hug, Im just grabbing the door for you., Peter Parker:Wow, theyre in the middle of a heist! 26. This is Well, get ready for a 800-foot statue of Pac-Man with Skeletor and Heather LocklearEgo:You can do anything you want.Peter Quill:Im gonna make some weird shit., Mantis:[about Rocket]The crabby puppy is so cute. These are the funniest lines from Avengers: Age of Ultron. Im gonna get some dumbbells.Rocket Raccoon:You know you cant eat dumbbells, right?Gamora:[touching Thors arms]Its like his muscles are made of Chitauri metal fibers.Peter Quill:Stop massaging his muscles., Rocket Raccoon:You speak Groot? Thor:Fine. I love him! These Are The 23 Funniest Lines From The Marvel Films And No One Can Tell Me Otherwise Let's relive the good times one last time. Now that Thor and Loki were reunited we were also treated to some of the most hilarious banter between these two brothers. Funny Senior Quotes From Movies. Stephen Strange:Doctor Strange.Peter Parker:Oh, youre using made-up names. I can help! Everybody thought you were dead! Stephen Strange:They really should put the warnings before this spell., Dr. *Peter Quill:No, hes not my father! [Wong remains silent]Come on! Funny Marvel Quotes. Youre taking all the stupid with you., Peggy Carter:Wait! Thor:Hes adopted., Tony Stark: That man is playing Galaga! Im Peter, by the way.Dr. [Pepper, glowing with Extremis, swats him away with a pole and looks at Tony, who thought she was dead]Tony Stark:I got nothing., JARVIS:I seem to do quite well for a stretch, and then at the end of the sentence I say the wrong cranberry.. Loki is beyond reason, but he is of Asgard and he is my brother! 7 . A cheap trick and a cheesy one-liner?Tony Stark:Sweetheart, that could be the name of my autobiography., The Mandarin:A true story about fortune cookies. We drank, we fought he made his ancestors proud!Jane Foster:Put him on the bed.Erik Selvig:[to Thor]Oh, I still dont think youre the god of thunder. Im listening.Dr. Korg:Thank you, Thor. Drax: But my movement. Im gonna commit. [Spider-Man shows up at a robbery carried out by men in Avengers masks]Spider-Man:Wait a minute You guys arent the real Avengers! After the bittersweet ending of Endgame, we witness Peter Parker struggling to make sense of a world without his mentor. These are our favorite funny lines from Iron Man 3. Thor: Ragnarok is one of the funniest films in the MCU (in our opinion) and featured lots of hilarious lines. How do you even know that?. Im the boss, Im the boss, Im the boss. Thor destroys the monster with one hit with Mjolnir]Thor:Anyone else? I burgled them. After Tony Stark told the world he was Iron Man, he had to deal with the fallout in Iron Man 2. Even with a talking tree nobody in the audience can understand, this film brought a lot of hilarity. The prince of Asgards fall to Earth was immensely entertaining for those of us watching, as he tried to adjust to normal like. That was really violent." Pepper Potts 8. These are just a few of my favorite qualities about you, Mom! We dont know what it means. Sam Wilson:Dont say it! [the Marauders all surrender]Fandral:Perhaps next time you should start with the big one!, Dr. Arnim Zola:What is in it?Col. You are, all of you are beneath me! Parton made this funny remark during her 2009 commencement speech at the University of Tennessee: "Now I usually try not to . You know, the God of Thunder? Fell right asleep., Yellowjacket:Im gonna disintegrate you!Siri:Playing Disintegration by the Cure, Gale:[seeing a blown up ant]That is one messed up looking dog.. Thor:The ground! 5. Thought we wouldn't notice, but we did." Tony Stark 7. Its brilliant Thor! Three hours youve kept me standing here!Tony Stark:[walking past him]Waiting on you now., Tony Stark:[playing Craps]Were gonna let it ride! This this is a man. These are the funniest lines from the Incredible Hulk. He raised me by hand and kept me as his own.Drax:So youre a pet.Mantis:I suppose.Drax:People usually want cute pets. Stan Lee. Bye, Mr. Criminal!, Street Vendor:Hey! Christine Palmer:Kathmandu?Dr. Sometimes you gotta run before you can walk. From jokes about Mjolnir to android-humor, there was plenty to chuckle about in a film with some sad parts. Nearly blasting me into space?Tony Stark:Who just saved your magical ass? Hes no Spider-Man.MJ:What is it with you and Spider-Man?Flash Thompson:What? 45 Awesome Marvel Quotes 1. Everybody has ideas. Lip piercing, right?Natasha Romanoff:Yeah, shes cute.Steve Rogers:Yeah, Im not ready for that., Natasha Romanoff:What about the nurse that lives across the hall from you? [Stark rolls his eyes, while Captain America looks proud of himself]Steve Rogers:I understood that reference., Tony Stark:You should come by Stark Tower sometime. Stephen Strange:Stark Raving Hazelnuts.Tony Stark:Not bad.Dr. Stephen Strange:Unlike everyone else in your life, I dont work for you.Tony Stark:And due to that fact, were now in a flying doughnut billions of miles from Earth with no backup.Peter Parker:Im backup.Tony Stark:No, youre a stowaway. I dont want to hurt you anymore. My mantra?Baron Mordo:The Wi-Fi password. Phyllis Diller. - John F. Kennedy. Fortunately, I am mighty[enters a vision], [the Hulk is on a rampage]Tony Stark:[in the Hulkbuster]Listen to me, that little witch is messing with your mind. Inspirational quotes and heartfelt graduation sayings perfect for honoring your 2023 grad, whether it's middle school, high school, college, or a doctorate. Stephen Strange:A bit chalky.Wong:A Hunk of Hulk of Burning Fudge is our favorite., Tony Stark: Im sorry, Earth is closed today. Another!, Thor:[walking into a pet shop]I need a horse! Five hours in front of the TV. "I have nothing to prove to you." (Carol Danvers, Captain Marvel ) What looked to be a climactic one-on-one showdown between Carol Danvers and Yon-Rogg in Captain Marvel was resolved in quite a different way than we're used to seeing in the MCU. The latter challenges the former to a duel, insisting that the only way she can prove . Ill be there at 11., Rhodey:[standing by Starks airplane]Three hours! [points to a mythology book page with a drawing of Mjlnir], Agent Cale:[staring at The Destroyer]Is that one of Starks?Agent Coulson:I dont know. There is no 'try'.". "If there is a will, there's a way. While Edward Norton was replaced by Mark Ruffalo in the later films, here was where we first met Bruce Banner and the Other Guy. Spider-Man follows me? What about that girl from accounting, Laura, Lisa?Steve Rogers:Lillian. With 23 movies so far, not to mention television shows, thats quite a lot of characters, storylines and events. Check back regularly as well update this post whenever theres a new Marvel film released! [Quill presents the prosthetic leg Rocket requested]Rocket Raccoon:Oh, I was just kidding about the leg. You know whats boring? 430 likes. that it's imperceptible. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did. Over the years, the Marvel Cinematic Universe has become a bit of a monster well, an entertaining and often funny monster, but a monster nonetheless. Find your passion. Thor:The gates of Hel are filled with the screams of his victims! Happy International Women's Day to the best woman in the world! I came to realize that I had more to offer this world than just making things that blow up. Check these out: Were listing the films in chronological order of the events within the universe (rather than when they were released in real life), so of course, we need to start with Captain America! Its not a disguise, Hank. Discover and share Funny Marvel Quotes. They look Chinese. Stephen Strange:Well, after Western medicine failed me, I headed east, and I ended up in Kathmandu.Dr. No, no wounded screams mainly whimpering, a great deal of complaining and tales of sprained deltoids and gout., Tony Stark:Romanoff you and Banner better not be playing hide the zucchini.Natasha Romanoff:Relax, showman. Im clearly the better pilot!Thor:Is that right? It works every time.Loki:Its humiliating.Thor:Do you have a better plan?Loki:No.Thor:Were doing it.Loki:We are not doing Get Help. Always be the first-rate version of yourself, instead of the second-rate version of somebody else. The ending of a year, and the moving on is a time when we reflect on the impact others have had on us. there were numerous spots of humor, of course. Now, go ahead. Always hold it high. So clandestine. You kiss your mother with that mouth?, Tony Stark: [as Thor leaves a Bifrost mark]That man has no respect for lawn maintenance.. Natasha Romanoff:Thor, report on the Hulk. After tiny end-credit glimpses for YEARS, in Infinity War the big bad Thanos finally makes a showing for real, with devastating consequences. And for the graduate who appreciates a good laugh or two, share a funny graduation quote to celebrate their achievements. 17. Either one of you know where the Smithsonian is? "You will never have more energy or enthusiasm, hair, or brain cells than you have today." Tom Magliozzi 2. Now she can be found taking numerous photos of their four weird cats, eating lots of stroopwafels and blogging at, best quotes from The Falcon and the Winter Soldier, These hilarious Marvel-themed pickup lines. Thats when you [draws his finger across his throat in a cutthroat gesture]Drax:Why would I want to put my finger on his throat?Peter Quill:No, thats the symbol for slicing his throat.Drax:I would not slice his throat, I would cut his head clean off.Peter Quill:Its a general expression for you killing somebody. Theres no reason to be scared.Luis:Oh, no no. I dont want to talk to him. Fearless, bold, confident, caring. Stephen Strange:Books on Astral Projection.Wong:Youre not ready for that.Dr. And so are you. Im a cat burglar.Dave:You mean youre a pussy.Scott Lang:Yeah., Scott Lang:Hey, look what I have for you. Look who it is!Loki:[to himself]I have to get off this planet., [after knocking down Hulk, Thor approaches him]Thor:[copies what Black Widow used to do]Hey, big guy. Easily!Bruce Banner:That doesnt sound rightThor:Well, its true!, Bruce Banner:Youre just using me to get to the Hulk. Stephen Strange:Well, its everything youve ever wanted. Ideally they would be quotes that could be related to graduating In some way (relating to victory, an ending, the future, something inspiring) So far my ideas are : Higher, Further, Faster -Captain Marvel. No, no! You know what? But one thing that all of the Marvel films share is a penchant for a witty quip. [Tony reaches across Peter with his arm. Wanna come?Loki:You do seem like youre in desperate need of leadership.Korg:Why, thank you!, Loki:Do you really think its a good idea to go back to earth? Nine hours in bed. "If they can make penicillin out of moldy bread, they can sure make something out of you." -Muhammad Ali 2. We leave no one behind. Stephen Strange:I seriously dont know how you fit your head into that helmet.Tony Stark:Admit it, you shouldve ducked out when I told you to. But everything's always beginning, too. Subscribe. Share these yearbook quotes with your friends. Free Daily Quotes. While the film featured a lot of science talk (quantum realm what?) And in it, a great hero, named Kevin Bacon, teaches an entire city full of people with sticks up their butts that, dancing, well, is the greatest thing there is.Gamora:Who put the sticks up their butts?, Drax:I can barely see. "Think left and think right and think low and think high. Daddy dont get scared.Scott Lang:Really?Luis:Yeah.Scott Lang:Good. Hawkeye.Clint Barton:Oh. I dont dance.Peter Quill:Really? Another broken white boy for us to fix., Everett K. Ross:[after he wakes up]Is this Wakanda?Shuri:[sarcastically]No, its Kansas., MBaku:If you say one more word, Ill feed you to my children! When you decide not to be afraid, you can find friends in super unexpected places. You can smell crazy on him.Thor:Have a care how you speak! Hey Loki! 150 Graduation Quotes 1. I just have one question Who are you, who is she, what the hell is going on here, and can I go back to jail now?, Scott Lang:My days of breaking into places and stealing shit are over! [Groot grunts]Drax the Destroyer:And this green whore is alsoGamora:Oh, you must stop!, Peter Quill:[about Gamora]She betrayed Ronan, hes coming for her. [Wong laughs]. Steve Jobs: Stanford, 2005 . 12. Stephen Strange:Its Strange.Kaecilius:Maybe. "Every accomplishment starts with the decision to try.". I need sustenance!, [smashes cup onto the floor]Thor: This drink, I like it. Loki:I like her., Loki:This is so unlike you, brother. If I had a blacklight, this would look like a Jackson Pollock painting.Rocket Raccoon:You got issues, Quill., Drax:I just wanted to tell you how grateful I am that youve accepted me despite my blunders. Come on, just give me the book.Wong:No., Wong:Hows your Sanskrit?Dr. Or if you wanna blow up moons.Gamora:No ones blowing up moons.Rocket Raccoon:You just wanna suck the joy out of everything., Gamora:Im a warrior, an assassin. Use sunscreen. Funny memories, sad times, times of fun and laughter all can be recorded in a yearbook. Erma Bombeck [Back in Black by AC/DC plays]Peter Parker:Oh, I love Led Zeppelin!, Happy Hogan:Heads-up. Oh, thats right, yes, go cry to your father, you little weasel! Brother, youre going to do GREAT here., Thor:[aboard the Commodore]Where are the weapons?Valkyrie:There arent any! 6. Youve gotta clean up your room, its a complete mess!Groot:I am Groot.Peter Quill:Im not boring, youre boring! May I graduate well, and earn some honors! Everyone else, that story kills.Thor:Thats the whole story?James Rhodes:Yeah, its a War Machine story.Thor:Oh, its very good, then. [to the Grandmaster]Im just a big fan of the sport., Hulk:Youre Banners friend.Thor:Im not Banners friend. I thought Id throw her a bone, you know.