ONE TALL STAND IS POSITIONED IN THE CENTER OF THE STAGE. Dawson: There are some street names common to cities all over the U.S., name one. Harvey:(mocking her) "We're goin' for the money, so that makes it alright! (And) (We'll) See you next time ((on Family Feud,) everybody/folks)." First Published 05/06/20 07:36. read transcript. Dawson: You're going to be slightly embarrassed when I finish this question. Now, here's the star/host of our show, LOUIE ANDERSON!!! Combs: We asked 100 women, name something women borrow from each other. - Louie Anderson (said during the Triple Round when the controlling family decides whether they will Pass or Play from 1999-2000), "One strike onlyfor this question." Vint's latest money-making scheme is to get on "Family Feud" (the nighttime syndicated edition) and win $10,000 in Fast Money. - John O'Hurley (at the start of a Face-Off), "You know the way the game is played" - John O'Hurley carrying that phrase with him from his previous game show To Tell The Truth in 2000, "Shake hands and come out thinking!" (applause) Thank you, please. O'Hurley: Name a famous Carey (or Cary/Carrie).Contestant:John Kerry. Harvey: Alright, number two, okay, okay, you gotta give me a word or phrase that means "Naked". "It's time for the Family Feud! Survey says! If not, they get to play for $10,000/$20,000, because, mathematically, you don't have enough points." When I get to you, you'll get three seconds to answer it. - Host (On a Face-Off buzz-in during the middle of reading a question), "The Judges are saying 'That's the same (answer)as (insert same answer).'." (cue laughter, collective facepalms, and Harvey's WTF face) can I say that? And there was every color you could imagine, and I'd not seen that in England. (1975 Pilot, 1976-1982), A Mark Goodson Television Production." - Richard Dawson (on the first Face-Off question from 1976-1985), "We asked 100 people this question, and we put the top (insert number) answers (on the board). - Steve Harvey (commemorating former host Feud Louie Anderson in 2022), "We'll be right here, right on the Family Feud. Yah, lawn, steve!Harvey:Huh, L I O N. Oh, that spelled it, what the hell is a pork lawn! Our thoughts and prayers go out to his family and friends. - Steve Harvey from the first episode from 2010, "You fell short/failed to get/win the big money last time." Our thoughts and prayers go out of his family and friends. Be good to your family/families. [laughter from audience] You never know, Ray. - Louie Anderson (at the start of the Triple Round from 2001-2002), "But, I'm only going to read the question once, so everybody pay attention/listen (closely/carefully). Karn: Name an occupation that begins with the letter "J".Contestant: A jackhammerer. I havekids. I haven't been this excited, since I got the oil drilling rights to Jack Lord's hair! "(wild cheers and applause)RICHARD: Thank you, please. Contestant (anAir Forcecaptain):Yogi. Contestant 2: Your bra? Dawson: Name an article of clothing that children are always losing. And now, here's your host, JOHN O'HURLEY!!! Harvey:Forgive me, I'm sorry. ", "Wide open, (insert name)." - Gene Wood and Richard Dawson (1978-1980) - Version B. Harvey: You don't want nobody to sit on it. If you said the Number One answer is (insert Bullseye Answer), you hit the Bullseye!" Harvey: YOU ON FAMILY FEUD! Dawson: A country that begins with the letter S. Dawson: Tell me how long is too long for a house guest to visit. STEVE walks out to family feud music. (On your marks!) Karn: Name a word that rhymes with "cookie".Contestant: Nookie. "Please do not ask me to repeat the question, because I am only going to read it once." O'Hurley: Name a famous pig.Contestant: My mother-in-law. ABC - Jackie Smith, Wally Weltmen, Joe C. Albott - they kept us on the air probably a year more than they should have, 'cause were weren't really helping them. ", you win the (game and the)car." The small animal will be on the bed. Combs: Describe the weather with a word or phrase that could also describe your wife. 2. Dawson: Very good. Answer (1 of 4): .Yes and no. It's/Introducing (insert team #1) playing for (insert charity)! Harvey:[deadpan]They're black, okay. O'Hurley: Name something out in the ocean that starts with the letter S.Contestant: Sea Slugs. Contestant: Willie the Pooh? Combs:[during Fast Money]Something that goes on a Frankfurter. - John O'Hurley at the start of the Bullseye Round from 2009-2010, "Is (insert answer) the (insert amount) Bullseye?" Girls working today. You know it's up there, Steve-" (normal) No,Idon't know adamnthing that's up there! - Ray Combs (whenever a strike was gotten or an answer scored zero in Fast Money), "You're over 100." She said, "Who makes a rainbow?". "Harvey: Bald?Contestant: I'm offended.Harvey:Damn. [BUZZ]. So stay with us." Who are those people? Harvey: Specifically, the kool-aid pitcher. I'll ask you 5 questions in 20 seconds. They were good people. - John O'Hurley (2006-2010), "I'm Steve Harvey. Family Feud is a classic television game show that premiered in 1976 and continues airing today. - Richard Karn (2004-2006), "I'm John O'Hurley saying goodbye for now." - Ray Combs (whether or not there's one answer left to be revealed), "Not there!" We're starting our brand-new season of Family Feud, and to help us celebrate, we're gonna introduce an exciting new game. Thank you! Thank you! I just got the oil drilling rights to Jack Lord's hair!" O'Hurley: Name a reason a man takes off his toupee.Contestant: To show off. (On your marks! I've haven't heard this many laughs, since George Jessel passed away. [BUZZ]. Thank you so much, and welcome to Family Feud. Harvey: It explains, you know this explains, you have all the answers, but that we will be on the board. You got to try to find the most popular answer. - Ray Combs from the 1987 pilot, "Thank you. Harvey: So, you thought that this answer would be just fine, in front of your mama and daddy and then your 90-year-old grandfather. - said during Fast Money. Contestant: Maybeher husband's home. The sex jelly that you use. [This answer was given on two different occasions.]. O'Hurley: A magazine you'd hate to find in your child's bedroom.Contestant: Weapons-R-Us. Harvey: Well, welcome toFamily Feudeverybody. All our new friends, we want to welcome you, this is a marvelous show. Harvey: Name something in their homes that people always keep hitting. Combs:[during Fast Money]Give me a word that describes thunder. You know, you're not usually married in third grade. And we go to Sudden Death. Subscribe for more http://bit.ly/BONUSROUNDWatch 6 FUNNY TIMES STEVE HARVEY WENT OF SCRIPT On Family Feud | Bonus RoundFollow on Bonus Round on Facebook . Show me Van Waylon! - Host (Talking to the Judges about the same answer), "The Judges are saying '(I/We need to)(Be)More specific.'." Contestant: No. Thank you." It's time to play Fast Money for WINNING TEAM: $10,000/$20,000!" O'Hurley: A late-night TV personality you fall asleep listening to.Contestant #1: Jim O'Reilly.Contestant #2:Oprah Winfrey?O'Hurley:I didn't think she was a late-night person, but if you insist! NOTE #2: When Ray Combs hosted the show, he will substitute "said" with a synonym for that such as "chose", "selected", and "liked". Dawson: Name an occupation in which you disguise your appearance. - Louie Anderson (going into a first commercial break from 1999-2002; although he makes funny jokes about the answers after the last round), "When we come back, I'm/we're gonna Triple the points." We have two great families(, and they're) ready to battle it out for the chance that one of them may/to win up to/might win a jackpot that could be worth $20,000. (From/All the way from (insert city and state,), (Returning for their (x) day, with (a total of)$XX,XXX,), you're still alive." Combs:[during Fast Money]The month people shop for fall clothing. - Louie Anderson (going to a final commercial break before Fast Money is played; 1999-2002), "Who's playing? - Family Feud Host, "We surveyed 100 Men/Women this time." Male Contestant: DICK! [time's up buzzer] Oh, to hell with that! Arthur's Family Feud/Transcript < Arthur's Family Feud View source Introduction The TV shows a journalist standing in front of a partly destroyed building. Dawson: During what months of pregnancy does a woman begin to look pregnant? ", Ray: "Thank you (so) very much! Harvey: What?! (laughter) We surveyed 100 people. - Richard Dawson (to the Controlling Family during the Triple Round if time runs short), "Top three answers on the board. (insert winning family) playing Fast Money for $5,000/$10,000/(Bullseyeamount) isright after this." O'Hurley: Name a famous giant.Contestant #1: The Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum Giant.Contestant #2:Arnold Schwarzenegger. - Richard Dawson/Ray Combs, said when a player fails to reach 200 points in the Fast Money round. O'Hurley: Name something people do to warm off on a cold day.Contestant: Have a glass of lemonade. - Gene Wood (1976-1985), "For tickets, just send a self-addressed stamped envelope to: Tickets, CBS Television City, Family Feud, 7800 Beverly Blvd. There were more bad answers, including Spain, Fiji, Armenia and Saudi Arabia. Contestant: Oh right, that was close in the area. (insert two winning family members). Karn: Name something you push a pin into.Contestant: Your eye. Harvey: Yeah, Don't say it. We'll be back to play Fast Money right after this, don't go away." - Louie Anderson (1999-2000), "Play Feud at Uproar.com. But you know, in a troubled economy, you go anywhere you can. O'Hurley: Name something that a fed-up wife might finally tell her husband to do for himself.Contestant: Umsatisfy himself. What you ain't gonna do is drag me into your little nasty world! Harvey: If your stomach is that big, you do not see it anywhere. [Contestant 2] Oh, I've got a good answer to that [laughs]. Introducing the Speir Family: Bob, Dee, Lisa, Paula and Greg, ready for action! - John O'Hurley and Steve Harvey, "Welcome back to the (Family) Feud. Harvey: (starts laughing) Just Just shut up! Give it up for Steeeevee Harvey! You need to focus and concentrate to get the money. Harvey: Boy, if this ain't a hood answer right here, boy. Karn: Name a board game people are really good at.Contestant:Jeopardy.Karn: Or, I should say, "What isJeopardy?". For example, a host can ask your team to mention a famous person named Steve. Let's meetthe Del Campo Family: Jim, James, Ed, Steve and Robert, on your marks! It's a complete cycle, my friend. Then, the other family gets a chance to steal." Where do you see this first one? THE NOGYS!" We'll start by placing $5,000 in their banks to both families." - Gene Wood (1976-1993), "Thank you, Richard Dawson. Dawson: Name something that people take with them to the bath besides soap and a towel. Come on. - Richard Dawson from his emotionally-driven farewell speech from the 1985 series finale. (insert montage)(insert celebrity team #2)! Don't put no iced tea in that! "Some (of the) departing contestants/families will receive (insert prizes)." Oprah Winfrey! Over the summer, weve lost a beloved member of Family Feud, Richard Dawson, the original host of our show. View full document. - John O'Hurley (going to a final commercial break before Fast Money is played; 2006-2009), "And remember, if you win five games, you win the brand new car." She said, "God God makes people. [laughter]. THIS AINT A COMEDY ROUTINE! Introducing (our returning champions,) the (insert family #1), ready for action! He was also known for his humor, and was very loyal to our viewers. I really thank you. But it has proven itself to be very resilient and in due course, has developed loyal followers. - Johnny Gilbert on introducing Richard Dawson, Daytime 19921993: "Welcome to the Family Feud Challenge! - demo of the Fast Money round mostly said by Richard Karn, "Now, if you put together 200 points, you will win-" - Richard Karn, "Clear the board, and let's bring out (insert name)!" Harvey: Yeah, look at her answers you think you think that's shocking. Harvey: Name something that can ruin a kiss.Contestant: A mustache. It's time to play family feud! - Burton Richardson, "Closed Captioning sponsored (in part)by." - said by Burton Richardson before cuing the second commercial break. Steve Harvey: Well, I wouldn't bet on this team right here. Get online!" ", "To steal the points/For the win/a new car/Sudden Death, (insert answer)! Alright. The number 2 answer is Butter. Here's the question." - Louie Anderson (Playstation), "If it's there, you get the points; if not, they get the points!" - Gene Wood (1988-1995) (Usually before the Second Face-Off) (Ray Combs/Richard Dawson would sometimes let the winning family member read the plug before Fast Money is played). I had the best staff you've ever dreamed of. It doesn't matter I'm a pastor's wife, a ticket to Hell is worth $20,000! Our opening question was: (insert question)? ), "(Thanks for watching (Celebrity) Family Feud. Let's try to hit the Bullseye answers for more than $25,000! "Stay tuned, we have two new celebrities to play Celebrity Family Feud." Dawson: Name something you buy in a delicatessen. That's what we're going with. We will miss you, Richard. There is no Fast Money. Combs:[during Fast Money]A Christmas present you exchange. Contestant: Yes. Dawson: Name a food that people give as a gift. Be in total control of your money with Green Dot." Now, Family Feud can be enjoyed twice a day, for twice as much fun with the greatest families in America battling it out for their family honor, and in the evening version, they're playing for $10,000." No, just come on. (ding) Clock will start/starts when I've finished reading the first question." Dawson: Name an animal with really good sight. You are not naked, this is the worst, scantily clad for strike 2. Dawson: Name an animal with three letters in its name. (1989-1994), 19992002: Audience: "Bad Haircut/Bald. I'm Alyson Hannagan! A purse? - Host, "If (number of people needed) said (2nd player's answer to final question), you'll win $XX,XXX." - Steve Harvey (said after the first half of Celebrity Family Feud). Send a postcard to: Contestants, Family Feud, 6430 Sunset Blvd. "Hey, you can play Feud online anytime at www.uproar.com. It's our last show, and I have to tell you, that whoever wins this and they play, normally they'll come back, they won't. (Strike sound plays; Steve goes intoHappy Dancemode as the contestant looks shocked). We have two families gonna come out, battle each other, and try to win a lotta money, and a lotta money can be won! "All the way from (city, state) (returning for their (x) day), it's the (insert family #1)! ", Celebrity Family Feud Premiere (2008): I know where you're at, man. I don't like this game. If I been in the mirror, down the little girl down there, paper doll came down there. What is Family Feud? Karn: Name a TV show set on an island.Contestant 1:Miami Vice.Contestant 2:General Hospital. What makes this moment even better isthe other contestant's answer, "a church collection plate" was worthless, and it was theonlyanswer on the board worth less than "a joint"Harvey:It scored less than the joint. Even if I never work again, they'll just be near me. From 2002-2021, this was said before the final commercial break/fee plugs. Karn: Name someone you would find in an operating room.Contestant: The operator. On the one-hour edition of the NEW FAMILY FEUD CHALLENGE!!!! Steve: Welcome to Family Feud! . . Harvey: If you were a kid, name something you use with a partner to practice kissing.